Review

I wish I knew how to quit you….

So it’s been a while since I posted, I know, and I’m sorry for that. There’s just been a lot going on. I’ve had real-life commitments, there’s been general laziness, but the key factor for my lack of communication is I’ve just been really busy gaming. Now, I know it may seem a bit contradictory that I would be too busy gaming to post on my gaming blog. To those who feel this way, I ask you this. Have you ever been too busy being a douche to drop a post on www.ImABigOlDouche.com?

Section 8: PS3 Review

I know the term “hardcore” is thrown around a lot in the gaming community, often with negative connotation, but there’s really no other way to describe Section 8 other than hardcore.  It eats other “hardcore” first person shooters for breakfast. Any seasoned FPS gamer with countless hours of Halo and Modern Warfare play under their belt, [...]

Evony Review

Ah, Evony. My shame-game. I first learned of it through their horrible ad campaign. I’m sure readers have come across them as well and immediately had an adverse reaction as I did. In case any of you haven’t seen their banner ads around, let me just post a few examples…

Review: Dragon Age: Origins

I bought Dragon Age for two reasons. The first was that I was bored with what I was playing when we didn’t have enough people to get a game of Left 4 Dead 2 going (which will heretofore be referred to as Left 4 Dead; the original no longer exists in my mind, a sentiment [...]

PixelJunk Shooter Review

Oh, PixelJunk, how I love thee. For those unfamiliar, PixelJunk is a DLC-only series for the PS3 from developer Q-Games. The series focuses on taking popular (and often over done) gameplay mechanics and throwing in a twist. The first game in the series, PixelJunk Racer, may not have been earth shattering but it certainly was [...]

Reviews In Review — MW2 Edition

Rageometer

Every now and again I’m going to pick apart some game reviews to show how reviewers today, more often than not, are hurting gaming. For this inaugural edition, I’ll examine that elephant in the room crapped out by Bobby Kotick and Co. known as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Rageometer: (5/5) The PS3 and [...]